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Post by hotelcalif on Sept 20, 2005 14:41:33 GMT -5
Just about fed up with the wholesale parts and delivery business. Gas prices, truck repairs, dealing with stupid people. Or another option would be if someone wants to adopt a 48 year old white guy !!
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Post by minigma on Sept 23, 2005 12:03:30 GMT -5
Stupid people are everywhere!!!!!!!! You can not escape them by changing jobs. I have some choice words for engineers but I believe we may have some in our midst so i will refrain from offending anyone.
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Post by SkunkWerks on Sept 29, 2005 19:58:50 GMT -5
Hey, watch out what you say about engineers. Here is a good example of just how brilliant we really are (I hear it is a true story)  Two engineering students were riding across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want'." The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."   ;D |
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Post by minigma on Oct 2, 2005 18:37:37 GMT -5
LOL, That's about right! I said I would not crack on engineers so I won't. Friendships are more important than opinions. Although if it weren't for the engineering dept. We wouldn't have anyone to charge those extra hours too.
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Post by SkunkWerks on Oct 2, 2005 18:59:57 GMT -5
Understanding Engineers - Take Two To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers - Take Three A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Hi George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"  |
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Post by minigma on Oct 8, 2005 20:18:42 GMT -5
I'm going to have to forward these to the engineers at Mastercraft! lmao!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by SkunkWerks on Oct 8, 2005 20:28:34 GMT -5
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Post by minigma on Oct 9, 2005 15:09:34 GMT -5
That's the beauty of it. I can get a bigger laugh by not explaining it to them.
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